They are lying.

Breasts

are lying!

Push-up bras, chest pads, plastic surgery, fat injections...

They are all lies! They are mere fakes.

We want cleavage, preferably with an upward turn. Therefore we make fake breasts with corrective underwear and surgery.

There are as many mammary truths as there are people! We should massage them all over! The giant breasts, the small breasts and the ample breasts, all of them!

Britania will shatter the lie of breasts and bring forth the truth of breasts!

All hail breasts!

ALL HAIL BREASTS!

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