A god must've set me up with this overnight☆!

No way, I'd figure,

Whaat? Wouldn't you be scared? Like, wonder who did that to you?

Oh really? I'd love it, I'd totally go "No way!? For real!?"

Uh, no, I wouldn't...

But wouldn't you go, like, <big>"YESSS!"</big>?

Uh... I'd... I guess I'd be pretty shocked? I mean, that's scary, your arm turning into a bamboo shoot...

What if you woke up one morning, and your arm had turned into a bamboo shoot, what would you do?

Hey, hey! What if!