I heard that the Hakurei Shrine collapsed the other day and now I examined the Scarlet Devil Mansion, which is built to survive earthquakes.

Taking into consideration some 2000 points of Building Code violations, extensions and repairs, I have determined that the safest place during an earthquake is under Remi's bed.

So we should all take refuge underneath Remi's bed when an earthquake strikes.

Milady, I'll be coming into your room from tonight on.

I think I'll go stay at a village motel for about 60 years.