<p align ="center"><font size ="+2">Jumbo Ramen</font> <font size ="+1">Finish eating it in 30 minutes or less and win a</font> <font size ="+1">10,000 Yen Cash Prize!</font> </p>

<p align ="center"><font size ="+2">Extra-Large Curry</font> <font size ="+1">Eat all of it within 20 minutes, and you'll win</font> <font size ="+1">8,000 Yen!</font> </p>

<font size=+1>I deeply apologize!!</font>

Like that, basically...

How did you get it? Where did you get the money to pay for it?

I can't take that apple.

Want one?

Jealousy

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