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Good day to you, C-Store employees!
Is the store manager present?
That's me.
Whattaya want?
Don't get the feelin' you're a customer.
Oh, you got money, but you ain't the type to spend it.
Wallet's puckered up tighter than your asshole, I can tell just by looking at you.
And you run a twenty-four-hour business with that vulgar mouth? You should have more care for your station.
We of the Eastern Army hereby demand...
...the unconditional transfer of your bridge to our authority.
Say what?
You got us pegged all wrong.
We're just tryin' to run a business, here.
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