This is the Super Bruce Lee!!
Wataaaaah!!!!!!
And also...
So Jackie Chan and Jet Li fused... makes Bruce Lee?
Wataah!!
Thanks, Jackie!!
There! It's okay now, right!?
D- Damn it...!
You tell me that now!?
W...What?!
Oh and there is one more thing... This combination will never separate after doing it, all right!?
HERO
I knew it! you were alive!
Jackie!
(Sound of Teleportation)
you... you're
Jet Li!?
Do I sense another one with power? hmm?
But They will be no match for me even if they fuse, they will be only up to level of Van Damme! (referring to Jean Claude Van Damme)
He... He is getting Closer!
Brother Jackie! Please put this on your ear! He will destroy everything!
You definetly had more power when we were shooting the [Forbidden Kingdom]! Was that your way of looking down on me?!
I also watched [The One]! What the hell! Jet Li my ass! I don't want to fuse with a guy with that kind of English name!
Ok.... I got it... but I was screwed because I couldn't appear on [Matrix Sequels] because I was shooting [The One]....
I don't care..
It doesn't change the fact that you were looking down on me...
you've made me into a complete idiot...
Hate what?
I hate it...
Then do you know THIS?!
The remaining people had their necks snapped!! Even Sammo Hung! and Chow Yun Fat was absorbed by Seagal! That's how he powered up so fast!
HAHA!!!
Here they are!
Ja...Jackie!!
give it to me, now!
D..Damn it! it goes on the right ear!
HYAAAAAA!!
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