You ate Guile's birthday cake and such, you old hag! What a hag! You hag!

I'm sowwyyyy...

U...Uu...

Uwe~ehn
Granny fat-thighs ate Guile's cake~

I'm home~
huh...?

Oh! Happy Birthday, Guile! Um... When I came to your house, there was no one in! And, since there was a cake on the table...

I didn't mean to eat it at first, really! But look, I know I'm not supposed to eat a lot, but I always end up eating more than everyone else anyway, so...