Anonymous >> #1392
Posted on 2010-12-10 06:11:22 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
The Angry Marine lunged for the power wrench, his enemy's claw racing toward. He felt his fingertip touch the weapon's handle and...
The Angry Marine now found himself free-falling through a maelstrom of psychedelic colors. Suddenly everything went black.
Then there was an abrupt return to reality. The Angry Marine raised himself up from the floor of a small room in a Japanese school. He saw four students; three girls,a brunette with yellow ribbons in her hair, a redhead, and a purple-haired girl, plus one dude who was totally nondescript.
*"Ha!", exclaimed the brunette, "As I said, a space marine! Now if you'll get me that fresh blo-*"
* "I AM BROTHER AHNULD OF THE ANGRY MARINES! WHO THE F---ARE YOU AND WHERE THE F--- AM I?!?"
*"Ha! I'm Su-*"
*"SHUT UP WITCH!", Brother Ahnuld proclaimed as he delivered a sucker punch to the brunette. The schoolgirl's neck snapped with a hideous noise. Her corpse began to fall backward...then it somehow steady itself. The girl moved her head back to its normal position. Her slit-pupiled eyes glowed a hideous hellish red. A bundle of blue tendrils emerged from her mouth. She spoke again, but not with her lips, not with her voice.
*"Fulesh mahreen, du yoo tenk yoo ken deefeet eh daemun? Ai swal eet yoor su-*
Brother Ahnuld placed the barrel of his bolter into the girl-thing's mouth.
*"F--- YOU F------!", He said as he pulled the trigger.
The daemon's headless corpse fell to the ground. More tendrils squirmed out of the thing's neck, perhaps trying to escape. Brother Ahnuld would have none of that. He lifted up his boltgun and emptied his entire ammo clip into the daemon's still-living corpse. The remains burst into blue flames. Then they exploded.
Brother Ahnuld turned to the three shocked highschoolers.
*"WHERE CAN I FIND SOME F------ FOOD!?!"
The redhead collapsed to the floor, crying hysterically. The dude rushed to comfort her. The purple-haired girl raised her hand and pointed off diagonally to the left.
*"There's a restaurant at the corner up there."
Brother Ahnuld walked up to the enormus window. The redhead started crying even louder. He turned his head around to her and glared at her through his helmet. She stopped screaming. He turned back toward the window...
*"F----- WHINER!"
...And jumped through the window, shattering it, eager to get something to eat.

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*"Everything is going according to plan...", The renegade beamed. He wore a dragon-hide cape over his power armour. His shoulder pauldrons proudly bore the symbol of the three-headed hydra. He was an Alpha Legionaire.
*"Most hearting..." replied the other, his words laced with an unplaceable accent, "But what is the plan?"
*"To put it simply, Ahriman...One of our many pieces has fallen into place.
*"Could you try not be so f----- mysterious? It's really annoying.", the mighty sorceror of the Thousand Sons legion replied.
*"Patience, my friend, patience. You'll know soon enough..."

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To be continued?

Yzz >> #1479
Posted on 2010-12-24 06:26:15 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Safebooru needs MOAR ANGRY

ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME

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