Chapter One: "Good Morning, Lawson" Plays off of the title of the 1987 Robin Williams film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093105">Good Morning, Vietnam</a>.

...I'm worried about whether or not I'll make it home alive.

God damn it, WAIT!

Hey! You!

Eh?

About the new job itself, sure, but also...

It's my first day, actually, so I'm a little nervous.

Oh, good morning. I'm the new part-timer here.

Thank you for coming in!

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, organizations, or Lawson employees is purely coincidental.